If You’re A Guy

Lyrics

 * [Christian]
 * If you're a guy
 * You're someone who's the best
 * Say so long and goodbye
 * To those feminine pests


 * [Carter]
 * If you're a guy
 * You can spend all your time
 * In a coat and a tie
 * Singing lyrics that...
 * Carter: Sound very good with the other lyrics.
 * Oh, what can I say, musical theater was never my strong suit.


 * [David]
 * If you're a guy
 * You don't need any girls
 * Come on and let's try
 * To do some manly dance twirls
 * Christian: Hoo-wah!
 * David: Oh, yeah!
 * Carter: Oh, ooh, wrong way!


 * [Freddy]
 * You can burp without fear
 * [Slim]
 * You can scratch it when it itches
 * [Marcus]
 * You can wiggle your rear
 * [Carter]
 * In your stylish new trousers


 * Freddy: What?
 * Carter: I tried to tell you!


 * [David and Christian]
 * Who needs (Freddy: Who needs)
 * Those girls (Slim: Those girls)
 * They're bossy (Marcus: So bossy!)
 * And gross (Carter: But they smell nice!)


 * [All]
 * If you're a guy
 * You're someone
 * With the most!